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| Tuesday, January 17, 2006 |
| snakeface. |
a girl bud of mine called me this morning...she needed help with a very popular dilemma. one of her close friends was macking on the guy she's had her eye on for months. I think the difference with men and women is that men can fix this by just asking permission. It's cool. Either it's an agreement of the best man winning or someone offers to step back. But women? never touch another woman's stew. especially if she's still trying to get it to simmer.
A bad indication that this is happening is if this idea comes from the man in between. It could be his ego imagining it or he purposely wants the fantasy of women mud-wrestling for his affections. The best confirmation is with your own eyes. you can notice these things easily. Us women know flirting when we see it right? when she comes in the party and makes a bee line for him. And then only noticing your presence after several minutes. Or her offering him a drink, as well as his best buddies but neglecting to see your piercing gaze right beside her stinging cheek. Her constant contact with him, under the guise of fishing for you but really, she's been doing it so much she practically memorizes his number. We all know women's tactics to get a man to notice them...from personal experience.
I really didn't know what to tell my friend. My scheming soul says - trip her (while holding a glass of red wine) and then say oops. Give her the all knowing stare. Point out that her pushup bra is screaming - whore right here! Get your girlfriends to help you lock her in the bathroom. Present sarcastic comments to which she will reveal her best flirting/acting skill - feigning innocence. "what are you talking about? of course not! i don't know what you're talking about" blink blink. Works with the easily swayed men but you ain't them. Sigh, unfortunately there really is no way to handle it.
So I was left with...walk away. Really. If the man is gullible enough to fall for it then good for him. He wants a skank, he'll get one. When the next hotter or richer man comes along she'll drop him anyway. You on the other hand, don't need a snake for a friend. Even better is when you walk away and the man leaves her hanging to follow you. wink wink. ha! in your face biatch! i always wanted to say that. heehee.
snakeface by throwing muses |
posted by maldita @ 9:49 PM
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